Rick Perry’s big ’Oops!’

Just when I thought I would take a day off, it will happen!

Rick Perry unleashed whammy response to last night's debate, which he would remove the cabinet departments. Perry's response? "I'll tell you, the three institutions, Governments, when I get out there that have disappeared. Trade, education, and that there is a third? Let's take a look. "

(Audience laughs, Mitt Romney proposes "EPA." "But this is not the EPA, so Perry should keep the flailing.)

"Third agency of Government, I wish I would do away with education, ... ”

(At this point some Samaritan Perry in the right and from the point of view camera, volunteers, "trade".)

"Trade," Perry agreed, "and, let's see ... I can't. The third one, I can't. Sorry. Oy. "

UNFORTUNATELY?

One thing I learned from his stand-up comedy, what you're doing really bad only when the audience moving from heckling you expressing concern for your well-being. They say, "you die there!". "You need help? On the next line, stamp, try "Betelgeuse" I bring you a sandwich later! "

The Hecklers, that you can handle. This is much worse: Bang so hard that nobody could bear to watch without at least trying to intervene to the memory of the night to haunt them the rest of their lives.

This description, Rick Perry, 53-second flailing Wednesday debate. Even "Nice try" Mitt Romney had to say something. Who shouted "trade!" It was bad.

Previously, people complained that Rick Perry does not belong in a presidential debate. "He belongs to na"Âvlâûtsâ you smarter than a Fifth grader "," we said. "There, at least, it might stand a chance! "

Now even this seems like charitable contributions.

But I have to wonder whether we have the right to be so smug. At least Perry could name two Cabinet Office at the top of the head. However, he is the candidate, which includes the removal of the three departments in its platform, so what do you think he remembers what they were. Ron Paul remembers. Ron Paul likes to lie in bed, while reciting the names extra cabinet departments. This, as he himself sleep calm. Sure Mitt Romney can't name all 59 of its points, but this is simply because he did it once and for all in the audience fell asleep or endorsed Herman Cain.

But still, can we really judge Rick Perry? Remember that time Newsweek gave us citizenship test and only 38 per cent of us passed? Almost 30 per cent of us could not include the current Vice President. And 44 per cent of us were able to identify the Bill of rights.

Perry simply proves that he is one of us.

This is usually a good strategy. We, as President, that we would feel comfortable not beer. "Civics education?" we would belch loudly. "Who needs 'em?"

But not this year. This year's electorate was very clear in its demands: the shape of superhuman status mysteriously still relatable to solve all our economic woes with a courageous Flick of his wrist.

This does not, of course, Rick Perry. He could not even name the cabinet departments. And now we know that.

In the immortal words of Rick Perry, "Th".